Thursday, November 23, 2006

Cindy v. Judi. Tale of the Tape

Okay ladies. CBS sez your husbands are matching up pound for pound in a fight to the death for the Republican nomination. The resume comparison actually includes their movie cameos - and by that measure I guess McCain is ahead because "Wedding Crashers" sucked less than "Anger Management".
What the media should be doing is weighing the women.
Here's Cindy v. Judi.

Wife of U.S. Senator John McCain (R) Arizona

Comes off as quite likable in a grew up rich former vicodin stealer kind of way. Ultimately admitted a past pill addiction but would probably have been better if that hadn't surfaced until after a stint in the White House a la Betty Ford and Pat Nixon. But hey better to fess up if you're about to get outed. And America loves a good I'm so sorry I was getting blunted story. It was the pressure. Gets extra points for having the magic number of kids- 4.( plus the 2 girls 2 boys bonus).

PRO: Gives good political spouse hair, makeup, and clothes.
CON: Why was she stealing drugs when her family is rich?
TIP: A little Mary Tyler Moore going on with your hair flippage. Spank down.


Side Chick turned 3rd wife of Former Mayor Rudy Giuliani (R) New York

Sponge-bathed her way to the alter by nursing Rudy through a prostate cancer scare. (Take note Diana Taylor). If Rudy runs she'll have to spank down the Manhattan socialite hair and make up. Waaaaaaaaaay down.

Pro: Stood by her man.
Con: Some will always consider her a home wrecker.
Tip: Looking a little plastic these days. If Rudy does run plan next "freshening" well in advance so it has time to sag a bit.

Likeable First Lady = up to a 7 point boost. Or at the very least, keeps approval ratings from sinking into the single digits. Just ask Laura.


Anonymous said...

Yep, Judi G. is a homewrecker. Many of us watched---from outside New York---as she and Rudy sleazed about. Hmmmm, watching their actions, if not their words, I see a lack of ethics, integrity, honesty, respect, and "traditional American values."

It should, however, make it more interesting to see how often Republicans bring up La Lewensky re H.Clinton's campaign.

Anonymous said...

This is the woman who wants to be First Lady of our country and represent us in social situations around the world. Rudy wants to have her sit in on cabinet meetings and no doubt help him make decisions?
This woman has spent her life home wrecking, marrying up (married wealthy husband 2 five days after divorcing husband #1) and stretching the truth: Her "nursing career" consisted of less than a year before jumping to drug sales, which has been her predominant "career" other than marrying money.
Giuliani is a narcissistic amoral control freak who did nothing for the brave firefighters and police of NYC before during or after 9/11.
I don't believe for a minute that Judith cares for this man, she's just in love with the money, attention and lifestyle.
A Conservative NOT for Giuliani