Showing posts with label mansion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mansion. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

More Money for the McCains

Cindy sells the manch for $3.2 mil.
AZCentral.com sez:
"U.S. Sen. John McCain, the Arizona Republican, and his wife, Cindy, are leaving the big place in north central Phoenix behind to move to a condo near 24th Street and Camelback Road. Cindy McCain owned the house through a trust.
Looks like sooommmeee-ooonneee is planning on moving into the East Wing.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

PETA Soaks Barack Obama's Wife in Human Blood

Okay not really. But don't think they won't. Listen to me Sheh-shell. Get rid of the mink. Quick, fast, and in a hurry. I know you live in cold-ass Chicago. I know the family just had its first good year($1.7 mil. to be exact) . So you were probably just getting your splurge on after BO signed his book deal. (shoulda stopped there instead of going on the mansion hunt that landed him in his first scandalette...but I digress). PETA does not play and said coat is not worth the huge political damage you will no doubt incur when pictures of you getting PETA-pied are splashed all over YouTube.
And, even if you escape the animal rights jihadis - voters in Arkansas will give you the cold shoulder if they hear you've been flaunting your fabulous fur.

Tip: Learn from a master. Check paragraph 24 of Nixon's "Checkers" speech.