Where the F!@# is Elizabeth Edwards

Move over Tom Vilsack and Dennis Kucinich - a Democrat who actually has a chance to win has officially announced he's making the run for 1600.


That's right former Sen. John Edwards (D) N.C. ... in all his Tom Crusian glory...is in.


He made the announcement in New Orleans which is still screwed, chopped, scattered, smothered and covered.

...John with the kids in the lower 9th ward.


...John helping one of the homeowners who was bitch-slapped by Katrina.


...John in all his profiletudinous splendor, a money shot of the Bob Kennedy cow-lick bangs.

But the question remains. Where the hell was his wife? He needs her. Watch how she kept him from saying something that could have been blown way out of proportion earlier this month.