Monday, December 04, 2006

Jesus on Brownbacks' Exploritory Committee


That's right heathens. Mary Brownback is considering a run for First Lady.
Who?
Wife of Sen. Sam Brownback (R) Kansas.

Self pro-claimed "full-scale" conservatives, the Brownbacks have decided to test the waters after much "prayerful consideration."

Pro: Newspaper fortune heiress - always a bonus when cup runneth over with cash.
Con: Looks like my third grade teacher. Hated her.
Tip: Play up fact that two of your five kids are adopted - puts a drop of compassion in your "compassionate conservatism".

God's Senator (Rolling Stone)
Brownback calls for more family values (Houston Chronicle)

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