In Other First Lady News...

Juanita Jordan, wife of president-of-the-NBA-for-life Michael Jordan, has filed for divorce after 17 years of marriage. Nita put up with a lot of crap - and lately it's been all over Page Six. Sad. But not that sad. Make some New Year's resolutions and go do your thing Juanita. Oh, and during settlement negotiations - get your Bernie Mac on and make sure they go a little something like this.